hymns-to-the-last-rites-of-youth:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.

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anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

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hellugh:

stoned-levi:

sullivanthere:

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

REVOLUTION

I want to know who is responsible

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humansofnewyork:

"There’s a principle in game theory known as min-maxing, meaning that in any given system, behaviors will evolve that maximize gain for minimum effort. This means that a lot of thought has to be put in to bulletproofing a new system against min-maxing. Take the internet, for example. The designers of the internet thought it was going to be this wonderful open community. They were expecting it to be nothing but unicorns shitting rainbows. But in come the min-maxers with their spam, bot nets, and viruses."

humansofnewyork:

"There’s a principle in game theory known as min-maxing, meaning that in any given system, behaviors will evolve that maximize gain for minimum effort. This means that a lot of thought has to be put in to bulletproofing a new system against min-maxing. Take the internet, for example. The designers of the internet thought it was going to be this wonderful open community. They were expecting it to be nothing but unicorns shitting rainbows. But in come the min-maxers with their spam, bot nets, and viruses."

cartoonpolitics:

"This is a government of the people, by the people, and for the people no longer. It is a government of corporations, by corporations, and for corporations.” ~ (Rutherford B. Hayes)

cartoonpolitics:

"This is a government of the people, by the people, and for the people no longer. It is a government of corporations, by corporations, and for corporations.” ~ (Rutherford B. Hayes)

seraphphoenix:

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

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4.01 // 4.02

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